Saturday, April 16, 2011

Pros & cons of the outdoor loo

Pro: Excellent ventilation. Removes need for air freshener.

Con: Sharing loo with 2 spiders & an earwig.

Con: Can be quite cold.

Pro: Over head heat lamp provides quick heating.

Con: Quick heating from over head heat lamp overcomes spider which drops onto the lap of the user.

Moral: Carry a broom & look up before you sit. Alternatively, invest in trauma counselling.

3 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAH!!! This is the funniest thing ever!

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  2. Oh my gosh SO true. I used to despise outdoor bathrooms but now that I'm sick and bathrooms are SO difficult to breathe in because of chemicals, I love the dirty, insect ridden outdoor ones. This is so accurate.

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